A weak con man panics when he learns he’s going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Genre: Comedy, Crime Actors: Ahman Green, Andrew Bernhard, Barbara Dodd, Bob Sapp, Brandon Molale, Brandon T. Jackson, Brett Wagner, Bruno Alexander, Buddy Lewis, Chris Moss, Damian F. Sandolo, Dan Haggerty, Dan Inosanto, David Alan Graf, David Carradine, Diego Corrales, Don Frye, Enrique Teves, Faith Womack, Federico Dordei, Henry Gibson, Jackson Rathbone, Jennifer Morrison, Jim Cody Williams, Joe Goossen, Jon Tenting, Kevin Gage, M. Emmet Walsh, Marcia Wallace, Matt Farley, Megan Cavanagh, Olivia Munn, Peter Vasquez, Pilar Schneider, Randy Couture, Richard Kind, Richard Kwon, Richard Riehle, Rob Schneider, Roberto 'Lil Rob' Flores, Sally Kirkland, Salvator Xuereb, Scott Wilson, Simon Rhee, Tsuyoshi Abe, Wes Takahashi Directors: Rob Schneider Production: Chicago Entertainment Partners, Crystal Sky Pictures, From Out of Nowhere Productions, Silver Nitrate